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Happy Bottom Bum Butter Vegan Cycling Chamois Butter

"After embarking on a gruelling 63mile Fat Bike ride today it was clear my fitness wasn't as it should be. The persistent 40mph wind fighting my every pedal stroke. Luckily Charlie's Bum Butter was there to keep the nether regions in check. Smells good, lots of good stuff in there and not too greasy of sticky (unlike my fish and chip lunch). 10 out of 10 for this stuff! Excellent!" - Phil Jones (verified customer)

Keep your bum happy with Happy Bottom Bum vegan Butter

This bottom butter is made from 100% natural ingredients, has tree tree oil for it's antiseptic and anti-bacterial properties, clove oil for pain relief and is vegan as hell - what more you want for your bum?

Comes in 100ml screw top pot



This clever vegan bum butter has vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil which absorbs to lower dermis to really help to repair damaged skin. The tea tree oil will stop you growing nasties in your shorts and you get a natural pain relief from the clove oil. Happy bum butter is only ever tested on people, in their shorts and never on animals and what's more it's manufactured  locally in Dorset UK.

Endorsed and used by real pro cyclists:

  • Lee Cragie our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter
  • Markus Stitz who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it ;-)
  • Lance Bumstrong the best fake cycling messiah we could find ( https://www.facebook.com/lance.bumstrong )
  • Karen Darke winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics

Happy Bottom Bum Butter Features:

  • Totally chemical free,100% natural ingredients.
  • Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?
  • Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.
  • Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.
  • PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)
  • Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.
  • Vegan as hell.
  • Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.
  • Does not repel sharks or polar bears.
  • 100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.
  • Made in the UK